I'm in a weird state of trance after my final written exam and decided to check out the xxlmag.com website for some news, and found this article about Andre 3000s absence from the rap game quite funny. XXL have been writing a list on what he MIGHT be doing (and might NOT be doing, for that matter) right now. No matter what I hope he is enjoying life, eventhough I wouldn't mind hearing some new shit from him. He is ill as fuck (he is why I started listening to rap)! Well, back to the article - just wanted to share it with y'all (I really like the one with B.O.B):
Right now, Andre 3000 might be…
…Doing Bikram Yoga
…Sitting with his legs crossed, with a fedora on, wearing argyle socks and wingtip shoes, a smoking jacket, and reading a Mark Twain novel
…Writing a screenplay
…Staring at the ceiling, watching ceiling fans go ‘round, trying (unsuccessfully) to catch that feeling off instrumentals
…Reading The New York Times, with The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, Atlanta Journal Constitution, Los Angeles Times, The Encyclopedia Americana, and The Oxford English Dictionary on deck
…Shining his Grammys
…Cycling through the Pacific Northwest
…Riding a turquoise Vespa scooter through the streets of Barcelona
…In Paris painting a portrait of a naked woman while sipping tea with his pinkie finger way the fuck up
…In Italy apprenticing as a cobbler
…Camping in Maine
…Skewing it on the Bar-B (it is Memorial Day, after all)
…Writing haikus
…Helping Cee Lo decide who should advance on The Voice
…Using a walking stick made of European pine and birch trees
…Letting his mustache grow so it will curl up on the ends
…Shaking his head at any lingering B.o.B comparisons
…Sighing, thinking to himself, “What a job this is”
…Making sure he’s present on the first day of school and graduation
…Trying on wigs and sending suggestions to Nicki Minaj
…Listening to Lady Gaga’s Born This Way
…Doing Bikram Yoga
…Sitting with his legs crossed, with a fedora on, wearing argyle socks and wingtip shoes, a smoking jacket, and reading a Mark Twain novel
…Writing a screenplay
…Staring at the ceiling, watching ceiling fans go ‘round, trying (unsuccessfully) to catch that feeling off instrumentals
…Reading The New York Times, with The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, Atlanta Journal Constitution, Los Angeles Times, The Encyclopedia Americana, and The Oxford English Dictionary on deck
…Shining his Grammys
…Cycling through the Pacific Northwest
…Riding a turquoise Vespa scooter through the streets of Barcelona
…In Paris painting a portrait of a naked woman while sipping tea with his pinkie finger way the fuck up
…In Italy apprenticing as a cobbler
…Camping in Maine
…Skewing it on the Bar-B (it is Memorial Day, after all)
…Writing haikus
…Helping Cee Lo decide who should advance on The Voice
…Using a walking stick made of European pine and birch trees
…Letting his mustache grow so it will curl up on the ends
…Shaking his head at any lingering B.o.B comparisons
…Sighing, thinking to himself, “What a job this is”
…Making sure he’s present on the first day of school and graduation
…Trying on wigs and sending suggestions to Nicki Minaj
…Listening to Lady Gaga’s Born This Way
He’s almost guaranteed to be…
…Ignoring rappers’ phone calls and e-mails about features
…Ignoring rappers’ phone calls and e-mails about features
And is without a doubt…
…Not rapping
…Not rapping
Which leaves us…
…Longing for some new Three Stacks
…Listening to everything from “Git Up, Git Out” to “Hollywood Divorce”
…Longing for some new Three Stacks
…Listening to everything from “Git Up, Git Out” to “Hollywood Divorce”
What do you think Andre 3000 is doing right now?
Found the article on: http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2011/05/what-is-andre-3000-doing-right-now/
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